Back in ancient times—way, way back in Anno Domini Two Thousand and One—this site looked different. It wasn't a weblog, oh no: it was a gateway to adventure, filled with myriad wondrous lands. Sometimes, though, the brave sailors on the Seven Seas of Speedysnail would get a little lost, veering just a tad too close to the turtle-filled waters of the Sargasso Sea, or the icy reaches of the Antarctic. Fortunately, a dusty map from those distant times has been discovered in the vaults of the British Library, allowing you to recreate the fabulous voyages of old.
22 January 2002