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[16 Mar 03]

Owyergoincock
orright?
 
 Yaircock
no'bad
y'self?
Orrightcock
yair
Wotcherduin?
 
 No'much
Waitin ferthat
wacker Davo
tuh showup
Davo?
E's a fuckin
tool
Fuckintoolcock
Wotcher waitin
frimfor?
 
 Medad sez
oyafftuh
Enevver.
Angarownfer
thatwacker?
Woi?
 
 Yunno, cozzy's me
bruvvern
that
Yair, bu'fuck
mate,
e's a
fuckintool
 
 Yair, buddy's only
noin
Noinor
noineen,
e's still a fuckin
tool, cock
A wacker'na tool
 
 Atleasty
ain't a
puller
Yet.
E ain't a pulleryet.
E ain't got nothintuh
pull, azzy?
 
 Wotchersayn?
Oimsayn,
when e asgot
somefintuh pull,
e'll be a wacker,
a puller
anna toolcock
 
 Yair
bu' yorrafuckin
dick'ead
yerprick.

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There Can Be Only One

[10 Jan 03] A handy cut-out-and-keep* reference guide for you to collect.

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Long fingers of potato fried until brown, served hot Fries Chips Chips
Thin slices of potato fried until crisp, served cold Chips Crisps Chips

*Warning: do not cut actual screen. Print out this page, wrap around a hot, steaming portion of delicious crisps, and serve.

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