A new paper has identified twenty-three words from a language supposedly spoken in Europe before the end of the last ice age (via Mefi). The words are thou, I, not, that, we, give, who, this, what, man, ye, old, mother, hear, hand, fire, pull, black, flow, bark, ashes, spit and worm.

Judging from some linguists’ reaction the claim seems doubtful, but I pulled this from the ashes.

Hear Not

Mother,
What is this?
     Bark.
     Fire.

Old man,
What is this?
     Fire.
     Flow.

Mother,
What is this?
     Black.
     Ashes.

Old man,
Who gives fire?
     Old man.
     Mother.

Mother,
Who am I?
     Hand.
     Fire.
     Ashes.

7 May 2013 · Whatever

Under Construction

Happy anniversary, WWW.

30 April 2013 · Net Culture

The No-Such-Thing-As Society

Charlie Brooker’s apps that will transform your life.

Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti [via Dr Buckles].

How The Inbetweeners was created.

SF author John Crowley on The Next Future.

Darth Baby’s Lightsaber.

Thumbs and Ammo.

These boots were made for tramping: Steve Bell, Mark Steel and Russell Brand on Thatcher’s death.

Read More · 18 April 2013 · Weblog

Skirting the Issue

It’s well past time I got this blog moving again. I would blame pressures of work, except that the issue until a few weeks ago was actually skirting:

New skirting board in our attic

Twenty-three metres of it, to be exact. Buying and priming and painting and fitting all of that took a while. Then there was the gloss painting of handrails and railings, painting of staircase walls, and other extended DIY that only fitted around work and family life with difficulty, all compressed into as few weeks as possible so that we could host two rounds of family visitors in the guest beds in our new upstairs room. Lots of late nights and lost weekends.

Read More · 17 April 2013 · Journal

Stirling Castle, 10 March 2013

We took the kids to Stirling Castle yesterday, and got snowed on while we were there. In Edinburgh today it's still all white outside—the latest snow of the season since we moved here.

11 March 2013 · Journal

How Now, Brown Cow?

Humanity’s deep future.

How long will it last?

How to save wet books.

How Britain got a taste for horsemeat.

How “Golden Eagle Snatches Kid” ruled the Internet.

How the Harlem Shake went global.

Folklore and the vernacular Web.

The impossibility of auto-censoring chat.

The dangers of random permutations.

The dangers of graphical tricksiness.

Douglas Rushkoff: Why I’m quitting Facebook.

No comment.

Call Me a Hole: best mashup since “A Stroke of Genie-us”.

You Can’t Be My Girl.

200 great Brazilian albums.

Deconstructing Roy Lichtenstein.

Charlie Brooker on “Be Right Back” and Black Mirror.

It’s Brian Butterfield’s Sports Restaurant and Collector Cards!

7 March 2013 · Weblog

Last week our university held an Innovative Learning Week, and as part of it I ran an activity to remix the Manifesto for Teaching Online my colleagues had proclaimed a couple of years ago. I had to do some of my own remixes, of course. After wondering whether I should make a video or cut-up the text or what, the penny dropped: limericks. Here they are, dressed up as digital postcards. I should do the same for my other limericks, when I have about five hundred hours spare.

28 February 2013 · Net Culture

Click the Detonate Button Below

How Nikon makes its lenses.

How the people of Timbuktu saved their ancient manuscripts.

The last House on Holland Island [via Jim Kazanjian].

The flexible paper sculptures of Li Hongbo.

Adam Curtis interviewed at Vice.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not Butterfield: Brian’s Sleep Therapy, Gymnasium and Luxury Sportswear.

My favourite viral video in ages [here in an edited version] turned out to be staged [qui in italiano], but who cares? Via Mefi.

How the author of Seduction of the Innocent faked his data and killed an industry.

Nukemap reveals exactly how many kilotons dropped on your CBD would obliterate your house.

How Adobe endlessly rebuilds Photoshop.

In case you’re wondering how there were so many good videos of that meteor in the Urals: Russian roads from a dashcam’s point of view.

The absurd luck of famous men.

“Tubular Bells made me a million but the tax bill came to £860,000.”

It takes planning and caution to avoid being “it”.

21 February 2013 · Weblog

One Afternoon, Two Coats

Just had such a major weekend of DIY that I didn’t have a moment to post these links that were almost ready to go on Friday. So much paint, so much white spirit, so many barked knuckles. Once it’s all done, though, there’ll be time again for more than links here at last.

Read More · 4 February 2013 · Weblog

Backup Tennis Racket String

Brian Butterfield is back with Martial Arts and his Sports Warehouse.

The Office: An Unexpected Journey.

Bad Kids’ Jokes.

That’s the spirit.

Impressive sleight of hand at the 2012 Beijing International Magic Convention.

John Quijada and the language he invented.

Touché promises Minority Report-style interaction with technology and... anything.

The rise and fall of HMV by an advertising exec who worked on its account for many years.

I’ve been in the country for 18 hours and I’m already tired of cured pork.

Newly discovered chameleons that fit on the head of a match.

Tasmania’s bushfire devastation from above (impressively stabilized at YouTube).

20 January 2013 · Weblog

Tasman Burning

It wasn’t just recovering from that virus and its after-effects that kept me from posting for the past week; or the usual demands of the start of semester; or the builders coming back to finish the attic conversion.

On Friday the fourth of January, my hometown of Hobart in Tasmania reached a record temperature of 41.8°C, and the state experienced its worst bushfires since the year before I was born. It was the start of a week of fires around Australia, as a heatwave in the centre recoloured temperature maps and sent blasts of scorching air to different parts of the country in turn.

On that Friday morning, my parents drove my brother and his family up to Hobart airport from their home near Nubeena on the Tasman Peninsula, not thinking much of the small fire they spotted along the way. By lunchtime, after they’d done their weekly supermarket shop, the road back home was closed by what had turned into a raging fire that destroyed hundreds of homes, particularly in the small town of Dunalley right on the highway.

Read More · 15 January 2013 · Journal

The Reckoning

Although I thoroughly abandoned my 2012 resolution to post 274 words every day to reach 100,000 words by the end of the year, it’s time for one last reckoning of how well I did.

Read More · 15 January 2013 · Site News

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